"Daddy loves you."

Labels: abraham and isaac, bible, child sacrifice, god, lamb, old testament, sunday school, yahweh

These are my favorite versions of the bible stories. Finally a version that actually makes sense (and it's funny).

Labels: animals, bible, children's education., flood, Noah's Ark, rainbow, sacrifice, sunday school

Halloween is for children. And I guess for dogs too, but I don't think they enjoy their costumes as much as we do. I used to love Halloween, it's the only day of the year our neighbors let us kids into their houses and then give us candy (and we don't even have to go in the back room with Mr. Dixon). And what isn't great about a holiday where we can wear/be whatever we want and eat as much free candy as we want? But now that I've reached puberty (well, I haven't but, but most of my classmates have), it's hooker everything: hooker nurse, hooker pirate, hooker vampire, hooker veterinarian, hooker supreme court judge. Only for the girls, though. The boys still have normal costumes, but everything for girls has high heels, mini skirt, boobs, underwear, like all we girls want to be is hookers.

This year I'm going to be a hooker, too. But a real one. I'll have a black eye and torn clothes, and an angry expression on my face, and I'll have a gun too, to kill any pimp or john who messes with me. In fact, I'm going to be Aileen Wournos, who was supposedly a serial killer, but really it was a spree killing. She was a prostitute who killed rapist/johns - seven of them. She got punched or raped one too many times. Then they executed her. A horrible tragedy. Cause she was not finished with her work.

Labels: Aileen Wuornos, children, costumes, Dixon, Halloween, hooker, john, pimp, prostitute, serial killer

Shock of shocks.  Woody Allen came out in support of Roman Polanski.  He thinks the only mistake Polanski made was not marrying the girl.

Wes Anderson
Darren Aronofsky
Jonatham Demme
Stephen Frears
David Lynch
Martin Scorsese

Full list: (it might have been quicker to name who didn’t sign the petition)

Fatih Akin, Stephane Allagnon, Woody Allen, Pedro Almodovar, Wes Anderson, Jean-Jacques Annaud, Alexandre Arcady, Fanny Ardant, Asia Argento, Darren Aronofsky, Olivier Assayas, Alexander Astruc, Gabriel Auer, Luc Barnier , Christophe Barratier, Xavier Beauvois , Liria Begeja , Gilles Behat, Jean-Jacques Beineix, Marco Bellochio, Monica Bellucci, Djamel Bennecib, Giuseppe Bertolucci , Patrick Bouchitey, Paul Boujenah, Jacques Bral, Patrick Braoudé, André Buytaers, Christian Carion, Henning Carlsen, Jean-michel Carre, Mathieu Celary, Patrice Chéreau, Elie Chouraqui, Souleymane Cissé, Alain Corneau, Jérôme Cornuau, Miguel Courtois, Dominique Crevecoeur, Alfonso Cuaron, Luc et Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Jonathan Demme, Alexandre Desplat, Rosalinde et Michel Deville, Georges Dybman, Jacques Fansten, Joël Farges, Gianluca Farinelli (Cinémathèque de de Bologne), Etienne Faure, Michel Ferry, Scott Foundas, Stephen Frears, Thierry Frémaux, Sam Gabarski, René Gainville, Tony Gatlif, Costa Gavras, Jean-Marc Ghanassia, Terry Gilliam, Christian Gion, Marc Guidoni, Buck Henry, David Heyman, Laurent Heynemann, Robert Hossein, Jean-Loup Hubert, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Gilles Jacob, Just Jaeckin, Alain Jessua, Pierre Jolivet, Kent Jones (World Cinema Foundation), Roger Kahane, Nelly Kaplan, Wong Kar Waï, Ladislas Kijno, Harmony Korinne, Jan Kounen, Diane Kurys, Emir Kusturica, John Landis, Claude Lanzmann, André Larquié, Vinciane Lecocq, Patrice Leconte, Claude Lelouch, Gérard Lenne, David Lynch, Michael Mann, François Margolin, Jean-PierreMarois, Tonie Marshall, Mario Martone, Nicolas Mauvernay, Radu Mihaileanu, Claude Miller, Mario Monicelli, Jeanne Moreau, Sandra Nicolier, Michel Ocelot, Alexander Payne, Richard Pena (Directeur Festival de NY), Michele Placido, Philippe Radault, Jean-Paul Rappeneau, Raphael Rebibo, Yasmina Reza, Jacques Richard, Laurence Roulet, Walter Salles, Jean-Paul Salomé, Marc Sandberg, Jerry Schatzberg, Julian Schnabel, Barbet Schroeder, Ettore Scola, Martin Scorsese, Charlotte Silvera, Abderrahmane Sissako, Paolo Sorrentino, Guillaume Stirn, Tilda Swinton, Jean-Charles Tacchella, Radovan Tadic, Danis Tanovic, Bertrand Tavernier, Cécile Telerman, Alain Terzian, Pascal Thomas, Giuseppe Tornatore, Serge Toubiana, Nadine Trintignant, Tom Tykwer, Alexandre Tylski, Betrand Van Effenterre, Wim Wenders.

EDIT: new names

Isabelle Adjani
Antoine Aronin
Paul Auster
Morgane Beauverger
Candice Belaisch-Goldchmit
Yamina Benguigui
Pascal Bruckner
Jessika Cohen
Philippe Corbé
Jean-Paul Dayan
Katarina De Meulder
Arielle Dombasle
Nathalie Faucheux
Corinne Figuet
Pierre Forciniti
Louis Garrel
Albert Gauvin
Johanna Gozlan
Davide Homitsu Riboli
Taylor Hackford
Isabelle Huppert
Neil Jordan
Thierry Kamami
Milan Kundera
Gaelle Lancien
Claude Lanzmann
Bernard-Henri Lévy
Sam Mendes
Camille Meyer
Patrick Mimouni
Yann Moix
Mike Nichols
Sandra Nicolier
Marie Nieves Perez Neël
Salman Rushdie
Carine Sarna
Ysabelle Saura Del Pan
William Shawcross
Olivier Soares Barbosa
Steven Soderbergh
Nil Symchowicz
Danièle Thompson
Eugenia Varela Navarro
Diane von Furstenberg
Scott Foundas
Margaret Walker
Elsa Zylberstein

and yay for French director Luc Besson who disagreed.

and by the way.  Does everyone think that the one he got convicted of raping is the only girl he ever raped?

Labels: child rape, martin scorcese, petition, polanski, whoopi goldberg, woody allen

NOTICE!!! Two upcoming bride expos demand massive protest and actions to save these women. I can't believe they are advertising for this. How dare they just sell women like that right out in the open like it's okay? Just because you call her a bride doesn't make it not selling women, and these poor women probably came here thinking they were going to work as waitresses or in a factory. Traffiking is trafficking and it's wrong - no matter how much cake and lace you put on it (and I DO love cake). DON'T let this offense to women and girls everywhere go unanswered. We will be gathering at the dates and places listed below. If you don't want to get arrested you can peacefully protest (in the doorways - as thickly as possible). If you are underage, like me, then you don't have to worry about your permanent record--meet us at 9am on the 23rd in front of the Jaws ride. The liberation of enslaved people is never wrong - that's Ethel's Law!

Next week there's one in Los Angeles, and in October in Orange County (details are below - so be sure to come if you're anywhere close). But they have these bride expos everywhere, so plan to go to the local one if you can't make the ones here.

Universal Hilton Bridal Show

555 Universal Hollywood Drive-Universal City 91608

Sunday August 23rd from 11am-4pm

Hyatt Regency Irvine Show
17900 Jamboree Road - Irvine, CA 92614
Sunday October 4th 11am-4pm

Labels: Bride expo, Ethel, mail order bride, protest, slavery, trafficking, Universal studio

If you're flying a plane, don't hit the birds.

Just because you lose your job and don't have money is not a reason to kill all of your children.

If Michael Phelps has to apologize for smoking pot, then the rest of us should have to apologize for NOT winning 8 gold medals.

When Ashleigh said she wanted to be a cosmetologist, Angela, who wants to be a lawyer, said "that should be your second choice."

If cows have to have babies to make all that milk, what happens to all those babies?

Does the kind of shoe you throw at a politician matter? Which makes a better statement, a child's shoe or a cowboy boot with spurs?

First Bush and his party had a giant party and trashed the country, and now they won't vote for the stimulation package so ALL children are going to be left behind. It's not all bad though, cause us children in Orange County finally know what it's like to have a snow day.

Labels: birds, Bush, children, cows, milk, Olympics, Phelps, planes, shoes

For the first time in my life, I'm not totally horrifed to hear that country song "I’m proud to be an American." But I’m NOT proud to be a Californian. What kind of bullshit is that? Black is okay now, but fuck the gays? I guess they’re just afraid of the millions of Mexican lesbians who are going to come here for green cards.

I’m really happy that Obama won and that he crushed his nasty old opponent and his horrible mate. And I really hope that our democracy gets restored so I can vote when I'm old enough. I did get to vote in the mock election at our school (the Ronald Reagan Elementary School). Obama won, but there were a lot of idiots who voted for McCain cuase they said Sarah Palin was a hottie and they didn't want us all to have to be communists. I'm starting to think that maybe they are right to not believe in evolution because clearly they are not participating!

By the way, I don't know if I'm gay or not yet, but I'd like to have that option, thank you very much. And I know for sure that I oppose traditional marriage: that's where the husband's in charge and gets to make all the decisions and beat his wife and children and fart as loud as he wants to without saying excuse me.

Labels: California, communist, election, gay marriage, mccain, obama, Palin, Ronald Reagan, traditional marriage

Labels: candidate 2008, cunt, election, hillary clinton, mccain, obama, trollop

Ok, before I talk about the movie I just want to point out something I noticed in the paper. there were two big ads next to each other. One for Batman and one for Mamma Mia. They both listed their stars like all movie ads and posters do. Batman had 6 men and one woman, and the picture showed only men. Mama Mia listed 4 men and 4 women and had a picture with all of them. The one with half women and half men is considered a chick flick, and the one that has 6 times as many men as women is considered to be for everyone. Just a normal human movie. What the fuck?

Labels: bale, Batman, chick flick, gyllenhaal, joker, ledger, mamma mia, movies, streep

I'm not dead, i was just gone for a long time, for a few reasons, most of which I cannot go into now or I will lose the "privilege" to do my blog again.

The military wants to shoot pigs with automatic rifles and then practice treating the wounds. If they're being attacked by the pigs so that they need to shoot them, then why do they want to learn how to fix the pigs? Seems to me if they don't want to have to worry about treating soldiers with big gun holes, then they should bring them back home and leave the pigs alone.

By the way, when they're done with shooting and playing doctor with the pigs, do they eat them or just throw them away? People give me crap for not thinking that humans are superior to all the other animals, but humans are the only animal I know of that shoot other animals and then practice fixing the holes.

Labels: Iraq, PETA, pigs military, wounds

Okay, a couple of days ago I heard that there were two explosions at pet markets in Iraq, which is totally heartbreaking. As far as I can tell the animals aren't members of any tribe and have a hard enough life to begin with. Plus I think most of the people at the pet markets are nice animal-loving people (except for the few who are really getting them to eat). But THEN I heard the bombers were women and I was even more sad because I expect women to behave better. Women blowing up animals? that just ruins my whole way of seeing the world. But THEN I found out that it was really retarded (Down's Syndrome) women who didn't even know they were bombers: some men strapped the bombs on them and told them to go pet the animals. My world view was restored, but it is so horrible I don't know what to do. I love animals so much that if someone gave me a heavy vest and said I could go pet the kitties, I would. What is wrong with these men? And why doesn't anyone call it what it is? which is just old-fashioned male culture- which seems to be about terrorizing women and children and animals and smaller men.

That night I was trying to feel better and we rented Ratatouille, and that helped not at ALL! Because in the whole movie there was only one female character (except for the old lady with the shot gun at the beginning). Even the rats were all male. How do you have a whole colony of rats and they're all boys? Who gave birth to them all? or did they just kill off all the females before filming started (I know it's animated). Have the rats gone all Taliban? Even animation, where you can make up whatever world you want is the same old boy, boy, boy. The BEE Movie? That was all about boys too. I got news for you. Bee colonies are almost entirely female. Drones are females. There is no Jerry Seinfeld bee in real life. And me and my friends are totally sick of it. How come we're expected to watch and enjoy (and then ask for the related toys) all the shows that are about boys and boy characters, but if there's a girl character then only girls are expected to watch? Next thing you know they'll be strapping a vest full of bottle rockets and roman candles to a retarded girl and telling her to go play with the dolls in the American Girl store.

Someday I'm gonna make an animated movie, and it's going to be MY fantasy. I promise you THAT will be explosive.

Labels: American Girl, animation, Bee Movie, downe's syndrome, Iraq, jerry seinfeld, pet market, Ratatouille, taliban

Music mogul PHIL SPECTOR has hit out at OPRAH WINFREY and WHOOPI GOLDBERG for "demonising" his friend IKE TURNER on their talkshows. Spector used the musician's funeral on Friday (21Dec07) to voice his anger at the U.S. TV stars - as well as others who have criticised him over the years. He went on to say that Ike - whose musical career was overshadowed by his image as the drug-addicted, brutally abusive former husband of Tina Turner - was "demonised and vilified" by his ex-wife.

Um, Mr. Spector, if you kill a woman at your house you don't get to criticise people for criticising your wifebeater friend. You idiot!!

Aqua Dot beads turn into roofies when you eat them. How did they figure that out? Now not only do we have to avoid small parts, but if the strange man offers us toys instead of candy, we could be in big trouble, cause apparently children will eat anything, even if it doesn't have the delicious taste of lead. But I guess they had to put the roofies in the toys because it's hard to get kids to drink beer or grain alcohol.

There's a lot of kids in our school who's houses are for sale or got repo'd by the bank and a lot of kids have been told that they shouldn't expect much from Santa this year. But maybe that's good because the worse the country does then the less toys from China we can buy. Of course we can't afford food so well either, and that might lead to more bead snacks.

Labels: aqua beads, date rape, GHB, play date, roofie, toys

And Bush is coming - like we don't have enough trouble. We can't afford to have any of our fire or police worrying about his sorry ass. And now in addition to the hellfire and raining ash, they're sending FEMA, which as far as I know still hasn't taken care of Katrina, which was more than two years ago, but then again this is Orange County, and we have mostly white people and a lot of Republicans. School is out, so the childrens are not learnings for the tests, so I'm sure we'll have to have a lecture about that. But since our developing lungs are breathing toxic air, and our health insurance got vetoed, we are urging all children who can get out of the shelters to meet him with a bandana around your face and rage in your heart.

There is one piece of good news. The Governor called for the National Guard and the only ones they could find were guarding the Mexican border, so now we'll be able to get someone to harvest whatever food survives the fires.

Labels: Bush, childrens, FEMA, fire, Katrina, National Guard, Orange county

We got sent home early today because there was a fight between a Turkish boy and an Armenian boy. The Armenian boy said it was a genocide, and the Turkish boy said it wasn't and how dare he say that. Mind you, the slaughter of the Armenians by the Turks happened over 90 years ago, so I don't think any of the killers are still alive. I can't understand what the problem is. Maybe Congress should pass a substitute resolution that says "we condemn the mass murder of the Armenians that LOOKS like a genocide, but isn't one," and that way we can keep flying our troops out of their airbases so we can go kill a different group of people. Then the children can stop fighting and we can get back to learning important things, like history.

Labels: armenian, fighting, Genocide, Iraq, resolution, turkey

I'm glad that he hasn't gone totally free and that at least 10 of the 12 jurors were not engineers, but I'm worried about the next round. Even though there aren't that many lawyers left who haven't defended him yet, and probably no intelligent hearing seeing person who knows nothing of the case, I'm sure they will buy the same "expert" witnesses, who just happen to always testify for the defense.

But mostly I'm surprised that they haven't charged Lana Clarkson with damaging Spector's reputation and messing up his floors.

Labels: engineer, expert, LA jury, Lana Clarkson, murder, Phil Spector

I know I try to keep the blog humorous, but this is an emergency!!! There's a femicide going on right now in Congo. Of course, there's a femicide going on everywhere, but it's more pronounced and obvious right now in the Congo, so please get on it. They are raping women and girls and babies - sometimes to death, and we have to help UNICEF and VDAY stop it. Please go to the VDay site and do what you can. Thanks friends.

Labels: africa, Congo, femicide, rape, Unicef, Vday

Well I am a fifth grader, so I guess that means I can't play because I can only be exactly as smart as a 5th grader. But I seriously think they should change it to "Are you smarter than the President?" First of all more people could win, and that means they'll have more money to buy things and that will help the economy and defeat the "terrrists." But also, maybe people would realize that most of them are smarter than the president and then maybe they would realize that he SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING THINGS!

Labels: Bush, game show, smarter than a 5th grader

"Injustice" Clarence Thomas' new book came out yesterday called "My Grandfather's Son," and it's not a tribute to his father, it's a tribute to himself! Does he mean that his grandfather "begat" him with his own daughter? If so, that would explain some things. But I don't understand why the book wasn't called "If I Did It." I guess that was taken.

Labels: anita hill, clarence thomas, If I did it, My Grandfather's Son, supreme court

"President" Bush doesn't care about children either (even the white ones). He plans to veto the bill that would give health care to more children. But ALL senior citizens have govt. covered health care. How does Bush think they're gonna pay for the senior citizens (aka voters) if the children are too sick to work? But I guess then just the fittest will survive and then we'll get healthy slaves from other countries (aka illegal immigrants or sometimes actual real slaves) to make up the difference.

Why is he still in charge? And why are we supposed to respect our elders again?

Labels: Bush, children, health care, Kanye West, medicare, veto

"40 Kids, no Adults" -- yeah except for the ones with the cameras. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a kid who wrote the contract the kids parents signed that gave away their rights to sue the network and the show's producers if their child died, was severely injured, or contracted a sexually transmitted disease during the program's taping. They also gave CBS the right to "search the minor's person and the Minor's belongings (including, without limitation, by x-ray or similar device)." Additionally, the agreement notes, "Kid Nation" participants "will have no privacy," except when they are in the bathroom. Provided, of course, that the child is actually "in the process of showering, bathing, urinating, or defecating." (how would they know that?)

Yes. I'm sure this is how children would set things up if they were really running things.

As for the show, I would put Emilie in charge, and I'm worried about Greg, who already had a lot of experience butchering (why?!?!) and then killed the chickens "for the other kids" who wanted "fresh meat" and then they didn't give him the gold star. By the way, both of them are from Nevada, so it's not a geographical thing.

I feel gross watching it and promise not to buy any of the products that advertise, but I don't think that'll be too hard. I don't know who the target audience is, but they had an ad for Vagisil. I know it's dry in the desert, but...

Labels: cbs, contract, exploitation, kid nation, nevada, std

A man wrote a comment today about my "Support our Sister" blog entry saying that if I'm in 5th grade then I "need to learn to write/speak without using profanity." Who the fuck is he to tell me that? Oh, it's okay to swear if you're an adult but not if you're ten? Is that another one of those privileges you only get if you're big? He also said in his comment "before you ask, yes I have taken a human life." Uh, I wasn't going to ask because it never occurred to me. Still, I'm glad that whoever JR is he (or she maybe?) wrote to me and is reading my blog.

I was glad to hear today that Warren Jeffs was found of guilty of forcing a 14 year old girl to marry an adult and get raped by him. It's lucky that it wasn't an LA jury.

Labels: fuck, LA jury, murder, profanity, Warren Jeffs

Frances and I went to see the Brave One this weekend. The lead character, Erica Baines, gets an Aileen Wuornos Environmental Clean-Up Award, though unlike Aileen Wuornos, she doesn't get killed in th end, and I think maybe she retires. Still she does some good work. In my favorite scene a bad man calls her a Supercunt and then when she tells him do something and he says, "what if I don't" and she says "Then I'll be the last Supercunt you'll ever see." Then after that every time she did some "clean-up" I shouted "GO SUPERCUNT," which thrilled me and Frances and freaked out all the nice Orange County people at the theatre. (We live in Orange County - so that was pretty much everyone in there.) Now I want to get T-shirts made that say "Supercunt", though I'm pretty sure that we'd get sent home from school. But next time someone calls me a cunt I'll say, "No, that's SUPERcunt, thank you very much."

Labels: Aileen Wuornos, cunt, Jodie Foster, Supercunt, The Brave One

Just because OJ Simpson beat his ex-wife and "if he did it" slaughtered her and her friend, doesn't mean he is also guilty of armed robbery. I mean just cause someone would maim and kill doesn't make him a thief. And there are lots of thieves who would never hurt anyone, and I'm sure they don't consider him one of them. So we shouldn't assume that he did it.

I just hope he wasn't wearing gloves.

The trial of Phil Spector is over, and the jury is debilitating. OJ and Robert Blake went free, and if Phil Spector goes free then it's time to take to the streets. Prepare. Only a full scale rebellion will make it clear we will no longer tolerate the murder of our sisters. It will be hard for us to burn down our own neighborhoods, because we don't really have any - we've been dispersed and separated, but there are more of us than there are of them and if we stop accepting the way things are, then they're not the way things are anymore, you know what I mean? I can't say here what specifically I have in mind, but I know you have earned your creativity badges and are ready.

This is probably just an exercise in emergency preparedness, because Phil Spector is way too ugly to get away with it, but you never know. Grosser people have gotten away with murder and other things...

Labels: misogyny, murder, OJ, Phil Spector, rebellion, Robert Blake, Rodney King

Today Mattel announced a third toy recall, mostly involving Barbie toys. I know babies like to put everything in their mouths, but what babies are playing with Barbies? Of course it's probably their older brothers and sisters who are trying to kill them with the lead pieces, but trust me, if they want to kill them or make them eat gross things, they don't need lead painted toys to do it.

My troop came across a cache of "American Girl" Molly dolls. I can't tell you the details, but suffice it to say, we have a few hundred of these pricey dolls that just came our way. To earn our charity badge, we have set up a program to donate the dolls to our unfortunate sisters whose parents have been having a boycott of all "American Girl" dolls for the last two years, because the company made a donation to Girls Inc., which does a lot of good things for girls, including helping with self esteem and education, and because it believes in girls' rights, it also supports our rights to our bodies, and the (supposedly) Christian wrong thinks they should not have that control.

Mind you I would never buy one of the dolls, because they cost like $90 and I hate dolls anyway, I would always choose a stuffed animal (or better yet, a real one - but I would never buy it, I would always only rescue one), but there are girls who like them, and why should their rights to their dolls be denied or abridged because of their parents idiocy and prejudice, and determination to take away their own daughters rights?

SO, if you are one of these girls, please write to us through the blog, and we will arrange to get you one of these naughty dolls (in a plain brown wrapper - send to a safe location) and you and the other girls in your church can have secret meetings to play with your dolls and whatever else deprived people might do in secret (hint, hint)...

Labels: American Girl, boycott, Christian, doll, girls, Girls Inc.

Labels: Abe Lincoln, Bush, children, Jesus, war

Mattell has recalled a lot of toys, and of course they are blaming the Chinese for using the yummy lead paint and tiny magnets. I thought these toys were dangerous enough all on their own. Look at them. What is wrong with these pictures? Batman is an S/M steroid freak. And Barbie's an anorexic, plastic surgery addict. At least Barbie got a service dog to help her walk because her feet are permanently high-heeled, and she cant' stand up on her own. (By the way, the dog eats and poops - the food and the poop are the same pellet, which is pretty accurate, because our dog eats cat poop - right out of the litter box - we call it 'almond rocca.')

Labels: Barbie, Batman, chinese, lead paint, mattel, recall, Tanner, toy

The armband is designed to shame the person wearing it

Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules - an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband.

In the interest of full disclosure I have to say that I'm a big fan of Hello Kitty: I have a Chococat wallet and some tiny hello kitty temporary tattoos. I find nothing shameful about it. I would proudly wear a Hello Kitty armband, although I think the hearts look pretty stupid. But why don't they just make them wear an armband that says "girl" on it, or pink underpants on their heads? Why is everything girl so shameful to men? I hope Hello Kitty retaliates and starts wearing a blue armband with a little Thai cop on it.
---Ethel

Labels: cop, girl, Hello kitty, shame, Thai police

Elizabeth Township girl charged in dad's killing

Police are silent, but neighbors say teen was victim of sexual, physical abuse for several years

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

By Torsten Ove and Jim McKinnon, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

A 13-year-old girl fatally shot her father in the face with a shotgun early yesterday morning as he slept in their Elizabeth Township home, according to police.

Rachel Booth was held without bond last night in the Allegheny County Jail, charged as an adult with homicide in the death of Matthew J. Booth, 34. She faces a preliminary hearing Friday.

In an affidavit supporting the arrest, Allegheny County police did not reveal a motive.

Detectives said only that the girl acknowledged that she killed Mr. Booth with his 12-gauge shotgun at 2:21 a.m. on the first floor of 5802 Pitt St., where Mr. Booth lived with the girl and her 14-year-old brother, Matthew Booth Jr.

But a close neighbor said the girl told her that Mr. Booth had sexually and physically abused her since she was 7. [there's more, but you should just look it up]

Well let me be the first to say that this type of self-defense is a trend I'd like to see pick up. Of course they want to charge her as an adult for homocide because we can't have the children defending themselves like that (never mind that it was HIS gun). But if this scares at least one abuser, then that's awesome, and of course that guy will not be hurting anyone anymore. I'm sure a lot of people will be shocked, but I wonder why it doesn't happen more often. Hey, at least she killed her abuser and nota bunch of schoolmates. For that she gets the Aileen Wuornos award for environmental clean up.

If there's anything I can do. I stand ready with the Girl Scouts to help a sister in need.

Sincerely,

Ethel

Labels: chiild abuse, girl shoots father, homicide, Pennsylvania

Mr. Vick,
What is wrong with you? how can you do that to animals? I guess you like an adrenaline rush from angry animals trying to kill each other, but isn't that what the NFL is for? You are that animal, you idiot. If you're ever allowed to play again, you should play for no money, with no padding, and have to live in a little cage and eat Alpo. I think the point of "Gladiator" is that it is wrong to do that to people. Dogs are just like people, only mostly nicer. We're supposed to take care of them, not torture them and execute them. I think we should throw you to the dogs.

Labels: dogfighting, NFL, Vick

Police smash global pedophile ring

LONDON - British police, with aid from U.S. investigators, have shattered a global Internet pedophile ring, rescuing 31 children and rounding up more than 700 suspects worldwide, authorities said Monday.

Some 200 suspects are based in Britain, said the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Center, a government agency. Of the 31 children, some only a few months old, more than 15 were in Britain, the center said.

I couldn't help noticing that some of the rescued children were only a few months old. What is wrong with these people? Why can't they wait until they're six years old, like normal people!

This is a Canadian girl addressing the United Nations Environmental Summit in Brazil (the one that Bush didn't bother to attend or send anyone on The USA's behalf). I hope she grows up to be President of her country: click here. Her group is called Environmental Children's Organization (ECO)

A 17 year old girl was beaten and stoned to death by her family and other people in Iraq - to protect the honor of her family? I'm so glad we "liberated" the Iraqis so that they can create honor by murdering girls and women. It's 2007. What is wrong with these people? (If America really wants to help they should offer to adopt all the women (and children) in the Middle East who want to come here.) They say they had to kill her because her falling in love with a man who wasn't the 100-year-old uncle she was probably promised to brought shame on them. Oh, I see, but you don't feel shame for KILLING HER?

I'm drawing up my "honor roll" right now, and you better believe I'm going to be getting rid of a lot of shame.

Labels: honor killing, Iraq, shame

People give us baby dolls when we're little girls, but me and my friends prefer stuffed animals. Baby dolls are for older kids to learn in parenting class how hard it is to take care of a baby and maybe not have them when they're in high school. I found this on ebay:



Yes! They are selling baby fuck dolls now. And don't say I'm sick because it's just a baby doll for a lonely person or a really rich kid (it's over $500!), because any thing that says "This is a private listing. Your identity will not be disclosed to anyone but the seller," is not some innocent toy. How is this even legal? Why do you want to buy a fake baby that's "anatomically correct?"

I hope it's a trap and the seller is some kind of sting operation, and the buyers end up in prison being treated like that baby doll.

			Reborn*NEW* CELINE E.Wosnjuk ANATOMICALLY CORRECT Boy BABYFACE BUNDLES~LIFELIKE~True-2-Size Newborn Baby ELI	Item number: 330118735703

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Labels: doll, ebay, selling babies

this is from Gallery of the Absurd:

Labels: Alec Baldwin, doll, gallery of the absurd

Here's a headline I just read:

HBO Chief Takes Leave of Absence to Sort Out Sobriety.

Apparently him beating his girlfriend (and a few other ones before that HBO had to pay off) was just some sort of weird side effect of alcohol. That's what they should teach us in our anti-drug classes: that the evils of alcohol include: anti-semitism, having sex with children, calling people niggers, and beating up and/or choking your girlfriend, and then they should have Mel Gibson, Mark Foley, Michael Richards, and Chris Albrecht come to our schools and tell us that we shouldn't drink or we'll be just like them. It's amazing what alcohol can do. It must be a very powerful drug to make these otherwise nice men do these terrible things.

I think Betty Ford should tell everybody that these men are full of crap and might be alcoholics, but are also criminals and jerks and are giving alcoholics a bad name and they should stop it. Alcoholism might be a disease, but that's not what these men have - they have the disease of being allowed to do whatever they want because they're rich and powerful and white and male, and then they each got caught on tape (or email, or police report, or whatever). I guess that's one good thing about all the videophones and cameras and internets is that you can't keep secrets as much as you used to. Na na na na na.

PS. Me and Frances drank a whole bottle of concord grape wine and we didn't do any of those things. We just laughed a lot and danced and threw up.

Labels: alcoholism, betty ford, chris albrecht, mark foley, mel gibson, michael richards

Someone wrote a comment saying that not all fathers are like Alec, and I believe that is true (but the ones in the "father's rights" movement pretty much are. And that's totally beside the point, because there shouldn't be ANY abusive fathers, and there are a lot and they're allowed - it says so in the bible.) And then the commenter, like so many other people, and especially Alec said that Kim is at fault too because she released the recording and was just trying to attack Alec - using their daughter as a weapon.

Has it occurred to NO ONE that Ireland might have leaked the recording? It was her phone after all, and she had a lot to gain by releasing it: making the world understand why she doesn't want to answer her phone and to get the court to see that HE is alienating her himself, and that she deserves protection from him, not to be served up to him on a legal platter!

I'm not saying she did it, cause I don't know her yet, but if it was on MY phone, I would've released it.

I want to open a restuarant the serves only child-rapists and sociopaths. No other meat will be on the menu. There'll be some salads and other vegetables and LOTS of desserts, but if you want meat, it will be Bundy Burgers or Ramsey ribs or BTK BLTs.

Labels: BLT, BTK, meat, serial killer

"President" Bush said that the queen is hundreds of years old and when he realized his mistake said, "She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child." Yeah, a mother who is thinking she forgot to drown one. What an idiot. First he said she was a million years old and they he called her a mother. Maybe she could take him home with her and teach him some manners. And then keep him!

Labels: Bush, mother, Queen

There are a lot of billboards on the way to my school that advertise Gentlemen's clubs. They all have pictures of women who are dressed up like prostitutes and look like they are on roofies. I don't think these men are gentlemen, but I guess gentleman really means a man who likes to pay for women to service him. I want to rescue all those women, and I can't believe the signs are right out in the public. If there was a sign for "White People's Club" (I guess they'd be called Purity Clubs or something like that) that featured a black man with his head bowed carrying a tray (or looking like he'd been roofied), I think people might notice that there was something really wrong. Why is okay for one group of people (who happen to inhabit almost all the positions of power - and who make almost all the money - and who are the biggest) to have clubs where the other class has to be their slaves (a sex slave is a slave - you idiots)? Why aren't those billboards on fire? Why aren't the police (I mean when they're not being "gentlemen") raiding those places? Why do I even have to write this? What the hell is going on?

Oh, and most of these "clubs" also advertise steaks. I guess cause when you're consuming women (who were already abused by gentlemen (often called a 'family man') when they were children and have big drug habits to feed), you want to eat the flesh of another oppressed group that someone (clearly NOT a gentlemen) murdered so you can be gentlemen together.

Forget the billboards, why aren't the clubs on fire?

Labels: billboard, gentlemen's club, prostitute, roofie, sex slave

Oh, poor Alec Baldwin. Men have it so tough. They are so oppressed they have to start a father's rights movement. They should tell the truth and call it "father's Wrongs". If your kid does not want to be with you, then you did something wrong. Kids don't listen to their mothers, so how can you think that "she" is the devil that made your kids hate you? You don't even want your kids, you just don't want to have to pay child support. Or maybe you just want your kid around so you can straighten their asses out as much as you want. Or do whatever else you want with their asses, cause you think we are your property.

Children are not yours to wear, eat or experiment on. Why don't you fight for children's rights. Then you would be a father who's worthy of your children. Meanwhile, you can whine all you want to Barbara Walters, but you are still a big bully asshole baby and now we all know it.

Labels: Alec Baldwin Ireland fathers rights

"Rotten little pig" Ireland Baldwin's father is an idiot and would not get a parenting license from me, and I think I should get to decide who gets one (and there would be a LOT of denied applications). If you say "I'm gonna straighten your ass out," to anyone but a family member, it is assault. Of course he is a giant man and she is a small child, so it's not only criminal, it's creepy. I've heard crazier more violent abusive people aplenty, but something is wrong with an adult who thinks a child of humiliated him. What is wrong with you? You're supposed to be the adult - go to therapy and accept that it's probaby YOU who is "alienating" Ireland. You IDIOT.

Parents are bigger than childen (for a while anyway), and they have all the rights to control them. This is a dangerous situation because it means that you have to get lucky and get a nice parent or you're f'ed. We're all supposed to listen to and obey the 'fathers'. That's what all the religions say, that's what most parents say, and that's what George Bush wants us to do (with him as the father) and that's what the Supreme Court wants us to do. Most of them don't want to have to beat us to make us do what they want. They prefer if we just do it because "they said so." And this has been true for thousands of years, at least since the ten commandments, which had to include "honor thy father," because if you didn't say it it wouldn't be obvious because he clearly doesn't deserve it. Maybe there were some men who were good and wise and people just did honor and respect them and follow their advice, but most of them had to rely on "God" telling everyone to listen to them, and if they didn't they'd go to hell and burn forever in excruciating pain.

I know it's tempting to use your bigger size and power to control other people (I do have a younger brother - and I admit to wanting to control him - and using all my advantages to do it - actually he'd tell you all about it, but I have disabled his blog), but a lot of parents one day want their children to take care of them, and they should be nice to them or they'll end up in a really bad nursing home.

I had a dream last night. Cho was talking to me. I made him put down the guns and then I would listen. He said “what the fuck? Could I have possibly have been any clearer? I wrote TWO plays about children being raped and the adults getting away with it and squashing the children. I said in my note to NBC that this was for the all the kids who were being fucked. And then I shot a LOT of people to make sure the message got out, and still they can’t imagine what went wrong. Do they think I was upset cause I didn’t get that puppy when I was six? What the hell? If I was alive now, I’d REALLY be frustrated. I thought I was a martyr for the cause, but I guess it’s going to take an army of children rising up and shooting fuckers for people to understand that you can’t keep fucking the kids and think you’re going to get away with it forever.”

Then I told Cho that he was an idiot and he should’ve just killed perpetrators and then it might’ve been clearer (and a better thing to do, though he still would’ve been punished – like Aileen Wournos). He said it was everyone’s fault cause they all went along with it and acted like everything was just fine. I disagreed and he aimed his gun at me. I roundhouse kicked his hand and the gun went flying. I have a yellow belt in tae kwon do. He got mad because it’s a Korean martial art and he didn’t think I should be able to use it on him because I’m not Korean and I don’t eat kimchi. It wasn’t a good kick, but I had the element of surprise, plus the fact that it was my dream. Then I took his guns away and told him he couldn’t shoot anyone else cause he was dead, and that if the FBI statistics are right then he probably shot like ten other people who had been sexually abused as children. Then he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I was never abused.” And I said “what do you mean? You wrote all about it.” And he said, “yeah, but those were just words, I have no memory of being raped as a kid – in fact I don’t remember anything at all before age ten.”

Then i woke up.

Labels: chiild abuse, cho, nbc, Va Tech

Why is everyone so shocked by the Va Tech shooting? Some people are angry that he wasn't stopped before he went to the classrooms. And they should be. Before killing the 30 people in the classrooms, he was ONLY involved in stalking two women and then killing two people in what they were (and are still) calling a DOMESTIC incident (as opposed to MURDER). Why do people think that "people" who only stalk and/or kill women are not dangers to public safety? Aren't women part of the public? First they kill small animals, then women, and then they go for the real people. So watch out!

Also, I read the shooter's play called "Richard McBeef". Hmm, I wonder if he was sexually abused. Hello?! People really need to stop fucking the children.

Labels: canaries, children, domestic violence, mcBeef, school shooting

"President" Bush is going to Virginia Tech today. I guess some murders do register with him (at least politically). I expect he'll suggest that we have to make sure that massive school shootings happen over there (Iraq) so we don't have to have them here.

Labels: Bush, Iraq, school shooting, Va Tech

The shooter at the Virginia Tech massacre was a man. Can you believe that?

Yet another man, who killed a girl - he started out killing out his ex-girlfriend (gee, can't imagine why she'd want to break up with him) - and then killed another 20 or so just cause. I guess Virginia's not for lovers any more.

"President" Bush said "schools should be places of safety, sanctuary and learning," and that people feel violated after an incident like this. I guess the Iraqis should just say that all their markets and cities and towns and houses are "schools."

Labels: Va Tech

Not to mention who put the rat poison in the RAT food? Why are we still killing things? Thanks to globalization, now killing on a worldwide scale is much easier. People who eat cats (and dogs) better beware, or they'll be eating the rat poison too.

For the first (and only) time I'm glad my father was too cheap to buy the wet food. Plus he thinks wheat gluten is a communist plot, and he hopes all the hippies and liberals die from their fake meat. It's too bad that MenuFoods doesn't cater for the White House, cause I'd like to see a little shake up in the food-chain-of-command.

I went with my father to return the same rug and they took it back no questions asked, full refund, and didn't "take it in the back to inspect it". Hmmm. Still no cinnamon bun. Dad said mom would smell it.

Okay, I found something in wikipedia under the subject of "sex ratio". It seems that unlike China and India where the girls are missing because of infanticide or sex-selected abortions, in the arab countries there is a normal male female ratio from birth to age 15, but after age 15 suddenly there is HUGE drop off of women, suggesting that they are being killed (or maybe just not fed).

Today is International Women's Day. Could you please wait til tomorrow to stone your wives and daughters? Honor killing? I'd like to engage in a little honor killing to protect my sisters who had the misfortune to be born into male supremacist dictatorships. I'm going to start selling chocolate bars to raise money to arm the women and girls of those countries. Why not? Our government and companies armed the men!

minor technical note. i fixed the sound links to the raccoon noises on the "More on the War" post. It's worth a visit. they're very cute.

We had a little incident at a store yesterday. It was early afternoon and my mom hadn’t eaten anything and she hadn’t taken her meds (that the drug companies claim are not habit-forming, but trust me, she’s addicted), and she had her receipt and attempted to return a rug that she bought three weeks ago – at IKEA. They took the rug in the back and then after a half hour came back, said they’d checked it out and it was used so they’d only take it back at a 40% discount. Mom was furious (this was not her first IKEA returns problem – they make it almost impossible to return anything). After things escalated and they called security, she threw the rug back in the cart and left saying “your father will have to return this and we are now boycotting IKEA – forever.”

It was a little scary to see my mom lose it like that, but I have to admit a certain thrill in having security called on her. Unfortunately I did not get my cinnamon bun as we were going to get them after the return, and got caught up in the boycott.

I’m actually surprise that women aren’t throwing fits of rage ALL the time. I’ve heard a lot about how girl babies are killed in China and India because they value boys more, but while I was doing a book report I came across a chart in a book (The Economist Pocket World in Figures 2006 Edition.) This chart is called “Most Male Populations”

Number of males per 100 females

1. United Arab Emirates 214
2. Qatar 206
3. Kuwait 150
4. Bahrain 132
5. Oman 128
6. Saudi Arabia 117
7.Greenland 113
8. Jordan 108
9. Afghanistan 107
Andorra 107
Brunei 107
Faroe Islands 107
Libya 107
14. China 106
Pakistan 106
Papua New Guinea 106
17. French Polynesia 105
Guinea 105
India 105
New Caledonia 105
Niger 105
Taiwan 105

I don’t know what’s going on in Greenland, but aside from them, all the top ones are arab or middle-eastern (and muslim), and the numbers are WAY higher than china. China is 106:100. United Arab Emirates is 214:100! Where did all the girls go? And if the slaughter of the females isn’t enough for you, why hasn’t anyone talked about maybe this is why all the men are so angry and violent in the middle east. And of course the rich and powerful men have lots of wives leaving even fewer for the rest, and homosexuals are executed, so how is this Israel’s fault? I’m not saying the men are mad because they don’t get women, but how can you have a peaceful society when you have that much testosterone in the population and no one to tell them to go to their rooms.


When we watch the news about the middle east I always wonder why they only ever talk with men and we almost always only see men on the TV, but now I know it’s because there AREN’T any women. How could this be and no one talks about it? The US defended Kuwait, and though people talked about how the women weren’t allowed to drive, why didn’t they talk about how they weren’t allowed to live? And Qatar (206:100), aren’t they our “allies”, and Saudi Arabia? Someone’s got a LOT of explaining to do.

PS. I checked out Andorra, and it’s a tiny European country and they live forever, so the 110 year old men are skewing things, and there aren’t very many people there (71,000). And the Faroe Island (pop 48,000) are some islands off of Denmark, and I guess the women chose the mainland over the sheep and fishermen.

PPS. I hope people comment on this one, because I’d really like to know where the girls went and what could be done about this.

Labels: IKEA, middle east, missing girls, muslim

Apparently SF Mayor Gavin Newsom broke the "man code." That's what it said in the paper. I knew they had one, I just didn't think they'd admit it in public like that. I'd like to break the man code. It's something like the DaVinci code, except it has to do with not touching each other's "property."

There was another violation last weekend when two men kissed over a snickers bar. They freaked out and in some versions of the ad got violent, and this upset some people. I guess no one noticed that the whole Superbowl is about men touching each other and breaking each other's bones. I think all the football players who have been convicted of domestic violence should have to play without padding. That would really break the man code, but I'd pay per view that.

With the exception of the teachers and the administrators and the custodial staff and the other adults at school, I used to think we were safe at school. Of course students do assault each other--and more often than anyone knows--but now I'm gonna have to ask all the kids I play with for two forms of ID. What if this "student" tried to infiltrate my Girl Scout Troop -- though the only boy we let in is Hector, cause he's my friend and his mom is one of the troop leaders, and he's small so I could take him if I needed to, and he's way cool anyway, but HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???

PHOENIX - A convicted sex offender attended at least two Arizona middle schools, sat through seventh-grade courses and turned in homework as he moved around the state pretending to be 12 years old, officials say.

Authorities in Yavapai County have accused Neil Havens Rodreick II, who is really 29, of assaulting a girl.

He went to at least TWO schools. And at the time he was living with a 61 year old man who thought he was having sex with a 12 year-old (so he should be convicted too even though his 12 year-old is really 29).

Oh, and get this, he got kicked out for poor attendance! Not for being an adult child molester. I wonder if they would've even caught him if he wore a fox costume to school and asked all the other kids to put on the chicken outfits.

All these papers that think they are so progressive and do exposes of businesses and politicians (especially right wing ones) and talk about freedom and liberation actually make all their money pimping. Look at the pages and pages of girls and women for sale in the back. And a naked massage is not therapy. And then there's the ads that are trying to make all the women who don't have pimps into whores too (except more voluntarily and for free).

LA WEEKLY advertorial
Heart & Pole
Trina Lance bringings [sic] her unique blend of humor and sensuality to this class that is truly designed for women from 18-30. This class teaches you classic pole moves and reconnects you to your feminine power.

Okay, first of all, "truly" designed? As opposed to "not really" designed for women 18-30 (instead it's truly for women 0-17 and 31-99). And "classic" pole moves? Is that like "classic" Christian rock? To reconnect me with my FEMININE POWER???? I think Hilary in the White House is real Feminine Power. Humping a pole so some man can believe you would want to do that to him is NOT power. You're humping a pole with a piece of floss stuck in your butt. Most of the women who pole dance didn't have the option of being a Senator or the President, but don't try to sell this to us as some kind of liberation. 1984 is OVER, you pimps.

Now you can join me in my children's civil rights movement by buying and wearing my stuff. There's a link on the left where it says "links." or you can link right here: Ethel's Merch

A CA state legislator named Sally Lieber is trying to pass a law that says you can't spank (beat) a child under 4 years old. And people are publicly whining about this! It just goes to further make my point that children are slaves. 'Parental rights' are about owning your 'property', and if you want to wreck or destroy or sell your property, then who is the government to tell you not to. Here's an example of a proud owner:

"The day that the [government] gives birth to my children, then they have a right to raise them," wrote Esther. "Till then they are mine to do with as I please. I will raise them the way I see fit. If I think that those little butts need a swat … I will be the one to give it to them."

Just because you got drunk and pregnant doesn't give you the right to own the poor creature who had to come through your body to get here. You don't get to grow your own victim. [And you should think about how you treat your kids if you don't want to get smothered in your nursing home bed!]

At one time we had a civil war because some people wanted to be allowed to own other people, and some people thought that that was wrong. It's time for another civil war.

Some Jehovah's witnesses had a litter of babies and of course the babies were premature and now they need blood transfusions but the freak parents won't let them because the bible says they can not eat blood. First of all, JWs are not vegetarians, so they're total hypocrites - and flesh eaters (cannibals in my book). And people don't eat transfusions --they get them through a shot. And these idiots who won't eat blood, apparently eat fertility drugs (like candy). God didn't want you to have any babies - that's why you were infertile!

In Iraq they executed two more of Saddam's gang, and when they hung one of them his head fell off. Condoleeza said that she wished it would've been more dignified. Maybe everyone should've been wearing tuxedos at the event. Keep your heads on people! Otherwise it's so gross and disturbing that it might make people think the death penalty is not a giant step forward toward democracy. But I guess if the majority of people vote for heads to fall off then it is democratic (though I don't think the people who's heads would fall off would agree.)

Maybe next time they could use some kind of tape or something so they don't have this problem. My dad has some extra duct tape from when the government told us how to protect ourselves during the orange alert.

I am of course referring to the "President." Things are going badly so he wants to do more of the same. And now they are having such a hard time finding troops that they are sending army men into the elementary schools to try to tell us how great a job it is so we'll sign up the second we're old enough (and in the meantime sign up for army email and start playing their videogames). I think we should be able to vote a few times before we have to go fight for some idiot.

I've started a petition to ask my public school to start teaching shoemaking, cause it's pretty clear that in a few years China is going to call in our debt and then we're going to be making THEIR shoes. I think that will be easier for more Americans than learning Chinese. Chinese is a lot harder than Spanish, and even though we practically live in Mexico, I don't know very many "Americans" who can say much more than "por favor, limpia mi casa ahora." It would be nice if my classmates would go to college and learn how to be world citizens (as opposed to drunken idiots on Spring break), but I think we'll be leaving most of them to poverty and worse if we don't at least teach shoe-making. I'm not excluding myself either. I want to know how to make a nice oxford (from naugahyde - not real animals).

Sorry about my absence -- both for my fans and my enemies. I just got out of rehab. Not really, but that's my story. Well it's sort of true. I got "diagnosed" and given Ritalin, which would be fine if I was past puberty and could enjoy it for recreation, but at my age, it's like thorazine. Of course I stopped taking it (and am hiding my growing stash of pills for future projects).

Of course there's nothing wrong with me. It's the rest of the world that needs to be medicated. Just because I noticed the pattern of attacks on girls and thought we should protect ourselves, I get labeled sick. But the men who rape and shoot the girls, well, they're just boys gotten a little out of control. Of course they do always shoot themselves afterward. But why don't they ever shoot themselves first?

For my part I refuse to explain ANY of my behavior (they accused me of "incitement") by saying I had a drug problem -- or a lack-of-drugs problem -- because there is nothing wrong with my behavior. I am the only rational one around. I'm tired of everyone blaming their sicko behavior on alcohol, like that idiot Foley. "Oh, yeah, I'm an alcoholic and I'm going to rehab now." That was very confusing, cause Mel led us all to believe that alcoholism causes anti-semitism, not pedophilia.

Anyway, I gotta go back to class now, but I'll be back later.

In light of the terrorism against girls (i.e. boys and men shooting schoolgirls), and the unlikelihood that girls will be armed and trained to shoot, we feel there is no alternative than for all girls to boycott school until there is a war on the terror against us. Schools are unsafe and we will not go to our slaughter when they ring the school bells. DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL. Instead, girls are urged to meet with each other in girl scout troops or other girls organizations and plan for protecting ourselves. If not now, then when? If not us, then who?

Me and my girl scout troop are in an emergency session given that it's now open season on school girls. I'll be back to the blog soon.

Meanwhile, enjoy Henry Darger's painting of girls with guns.

"Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL) planned to resign today, hours after ABC questioned him about sexually explicit internet messages with current and former Congressional pages under the age of 18."

Foley was chairman of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus.

And why are there NO missing or exploited children in the missing and exploited children's caucus? Is the purpose of the committee for the Congressmen/pedophiles to trade tips?

They tell us we're supposed to tell. But I don't think we should tell THEM, we should tell the children's militias, which need to start forming!!!!!

Okay, here's what I found in the news today:
"agents discovered several "inflated, anatomically-correct child sexual dolls, which were dressed as children .... During the ICE raid, List, a hospital employee, told agents that he had dressed the inflatable dolls himself."

It didn't say how he dressed the dolls, and I'm not sure which I find more disturbing: garanimals or a JonBenet outfit. Dolls are for children you sicko. I'm glad he didn't have dressed-up anatomically-correct stuffed animals, though, cause then I could never look at Flopsie the same.

They finally figured out that it's old man sperm that is causing all the autistic children (boys). I don't even want to think about this, because it's gross, and I'm ten and should know nothing about it, but I have to go to school with these boys, who are becoming as popular (common -- not popular as in cool and everyone wants to be their friend) as twins and triplets and quintuplets. You can get viagra and ditch your wife for a younger woman, but don't think you can have a second family that will turn out better. Meanwhile it's the old eggs that lead to Downe's syndrome, and young parents don't know what the hell they're doing, so NO ONE should be having children.

Meanwhile they (you know they - the ones who control everything, who have all the money and make the decisions) are selling padded bras to little girls - in size 6! -- as in for a SIX YEAR OLD (which size I still wear, but that's cause I'm small -- failure to thrive). What is wrong with them?

Pluto is not a planet anymore.
They changed the definition.
But JonBenet is still dead. she was still murdered - and raped - they haven't changed the definition of that yet.


Notice the bruise near her right elbow. You can't teach children "good and bad touch" and to just say "NO" to the bad touch, because no one ever asks them if they want to be touched, and even if they say no, what giant person who owns them is going to listen? JonBenet might have liked being on stage, cause no one could rape her without witnesses there, but I think it's pretty obvious that her parents just made her a "Beauty queen" so they could charge more for her to the pedophiles and child pornographers who were their friend. YES, Mr. Karr was their friend. The billions of dollars people are making exploiting her even ten years after she was killed should go to arming children so they could back up their "NO - that is bad touch" statements.

By the way, Hector has pointed out that if JonBenet was brown or black - or even dark-haired, we would never even know about her. And what kind of name is JonBenet anyway?

All the people who start the wars and keep them going should be grounded. Someone hit an oil factory in the middle east and now there's a big oil spill and a fire. It's already over a hundred degrees in the desert (which is swallowing the whole earth). We don't need any more fires. What is wrong with them?!?!?

But, trees that took 200 years to grow take us like 2 hours to burn, so I guess we are making progress.

Mel Gibson, the producer of a traumatizing snuff movie that lots of Christian children were forced to see as a family outing, says he was 'just drunk' when he went on his little Nazi ventfest. I've heard this same excuse from wife-beaters and child-rapists. My dad gets drunk sometimes, and he's the same idiot as usual, just louder. He doesn't suddently try to rape a child or blame a Jew. So what is that? And what is wrong with those idiots in Hollywood to say he just needs to go to Betty Ford? Betty Ford should refuse to let him in. He'll just make all the other drunk people there start drinking again. What happened to Mel when he was a child? And ABC wants him to do a mini-series about the holocaust? I think it's going to be a VERY MINI series, like 30 seconds - which should be enough to say that it never happened. It is a DISNEY channel after all.

I figured out how to make links in here, so the links to the raccoon sounds are fixed in the "More on the War" blog (June 11). I especially love the sound the 'sow'(the mother - she's not a pig) makes. I like to listen to it over and over (it's short), which drives the rest of my family crazy, but I like it. It sounds like a big happy cat.

How can "president" Bush even understand what a signing statment is? he's an idiot! and we have almost three more years of him (if we survive it). He's stupid. Now that the whole country is roasting and people are dying, he's trying to dismiss it all as just a publicity stunt by Al Gore. It's a good one if it is. And even if people don't want to hear what he has to say, at least his movie shows in air-conditioned theatres, which probably adds to the global warming, but maybe people will go home and turn off their A/C. "Governer" Arnold (who is short like me, by the way) told us we should keep our thermostats at 78 degrees. I find it hard to believe that he has HIS thermostat that high. But if he does, please don't put him on TV. I don't want to have to see his disgusting sweaty, steroidy, sexual-harrassing, body. And speaking of sexual harassment, I'd like to see Bush take his skeevy hands off of the German President and do the same thing to his little buddy Tony Blair. I know he probably has already, but I mean in PUBLIC!

Even the atheists are starting to believe in hell -- and it's here on earth (like the Jews say). Lucky for me I live in Orange Countty, where everything is air-conditioned (though not OVER air-conditioned like NY office buildings -- so hairy, sweaty men can still wear their 3-piece wool suits -- idiots!) I feel sorry for people in Europe and New England who are still stuck in the old-days of the occasional two or three day heat wave. Is it a heat wave if it lasts for months? I think is's more of a heat tsunami. Katrina's going to look like the little sister of the monsters that are coming.

I don't know what it was like in the "normal" times that the adults still believe are normal and that we'll be getting back to any minute, but I can say that as long as I can remember it's HOT, VERY HOT, and it's getting worse.

whatever trees are left are going to have to start breathing a lot more heavily. So people better get over their "a man and a woman" "missionary position only" sexual prejudices and hope that some of those tree-huggers move on to heavy petting.

I don't know why people think that summer is so much fun. It's more like hell if you ask me. It's hot. Very hot. Too hot. I know it's wrong but sometimes I have to go stick my face in the freezer. I want the remaining glacier(s) to melt and the cold water to come turn my bed into a float. Not really, just in my fantasy (a real fantasy - as opposed to pervert fantasies which are not really fantasies because they really happen.)

I also hate summer because I don't get to see all my friends at school, and I have to spend more time with my brothers who unfortunately are not incapacitated by the torturous heat. People misbehave in the heat--there are more murders. My cat Kevin has been trying to rape our other cat Jamal, and my idiot brothers just point at him and say "Kevin's a faggot! Kevin's a faggot!" I don't care if he's gay. He's a RAPIST! Jamal clearly doesn't want him to do it. He cries and tries to get up. I yell at Kevin and he looks at me like he doesn't understand, so I have to pick him up and take him off poor Jammy. It must be because he's in captivity, but if I let him out, he'll get run over by some idiot in an SUV, so what am I supposed to do? They're both neutered, but I think my brothers let Kevin watch the Discovery channel.

I can't wait til I can go back to school, where the girls do well, and the boys do nothing - because they DON'T HAVE TO, BECAUSE THEY GET ALL THE JOBS AND THE MONEY AND THE PROPERTY ANYWAY!

Yet another holiday that involves burning animal parts in the backyard. I am all for independence day, and I like to blow things up as much as the next ten year old (which is a LOT), but I don't want to go to the town park with my family and watch a lame firework display that upsets all the dogs and babies. (The best part is the accidental (every year?) brush fire afterward.)

I would rather get together with other children to declare our independence and target our oppressors. I'd like to put some fireworks in Mr. Chudgewhistle's stretch pants. He's the fifth grade science teacher who's always trying to get the girls to fish the candy corns out of his pockets. Then I might want to go after the senior citizens who are stealing all of our money. They get free health care even if they're rich, but not all kids do, and they get much more money than schools because they vote and whine and all the politicians are afraid not to give them whatever they want. Us children on the other hand, are FORBIDDEN to vote. We have no say in our government. Wasn't that the reason American rebelled and became an emancipated minor????

Fireworks are dangerous, and sometimes things that aren't supposed to accidentally catch fire. And I just hope that when the kabooms go off I'm not anywhere near any of the Iraq war vets, cause they might mistake me for a ten year old Iraqi girl.

Which day exactly ISN’T fathers’ Day? They all are. Children are still their property all over the world. Priests are called Father. God is called the Father. And one of the ten commandments is ‘honor thy father’. Why? Because we have to be told to do it, because he certainly doesn’t earn it. It’s a racket I tell you. What if your father is a mean bastard? The holiday acts like all fathers are good – just because they are fathers (and we all know what they did to become that – not very much, and it usually involves alcohol and tricking a woman). We’re supposed to buy them things, like BBQ tools so they can cook in the only way they will – which is to burn dead animals outside, and poke at it with long metal sticks. If the fathers want a day to celebrate themselves, then they better start honoring us children, and treating us REALLY well, or Father’s Day is going to get ugly.

PS. If you’re one of the good fathers (i.e. benevolent dictator) then I’m probably not referring to you, and I don’t want to hear you whine about my statements. Police your own, and then we won’t have to talk about it.

There's a lof of talk these days about Guantanamo, and most of it's not good: force feedings, torture, "suicides" (aka asymetric warfare - yeah, one side has all the guns and runs the prison, and the other one gets to hang themselves with sheets). Um, Guantamo is in CUBA!!!!! And we officially HATE Cuba, and we're not allowed to even go visit there. How is it that we have a prison and a big army base there? How can we pretend that Cuba is a threat, when we have an army and prisoners in their backyard, and they can't do anything about it? Aren't we Cuba's illegal immigrants? And if the army can be there, then why can't I go to Havana and smoke a cigar (I mean aside from that I'm ten, and I don't smoke, and the smell of cigars make me want to vomit)?

There's an eleven year old girl in Palestine named Huda Ghaliya, who's father and siblings (and father's other wife) died in an explosion on the beach. This is awful, and we should all be outraged at this and all other senseless acts of violence. Now, the two Palestinian factions are fighting over who will get to adopt her. I thought that was wierd enough, cause I'm pretty sure there are plenty of orphans to go around. But then I found out that she's not really an orphan at all. SHE HAS A MOTHER, but Palestinians consider a fatherless child to be an orphan. What is wrong with them??? I realize people have different beliefs--I have two parents and consider myself an orphan, but I don't expect anyone else to. And I don't see any politicians lining up to adopt me.

If a fatherless child is considered an orphan, then if the Palistinians really cared about children then each woman would have extra husbands, so if one died the children wouldn't have to be orphans.

It should be up to Huda to decide if she wants to be an orphan.

Okay, I do have to deal with the fact that I am living with murderous people who want to kill other creatures, and I’ll get to that when the crisis is over. For now I have to save the animals. I went to retrieve the poison and throw it away, and I discovered that they are not eating the poison. My family is freaking out, because they are making so much noise that it sounds like there are hundreds of them. But today I figured out that it’s not rats, but raccoons, and I can prove it, because they were making raccoon noises. That’s the mother – and she has some babies. This is the sound the babies make: babies. So I found this on the web to prove to all these idiots that it’s wild animals, and not rats, and and you’re not allowed to kill wild animals. And so now they want to put in one way doors so when they leave they can’t come back. Two problems. One is that if the mother leaves, the babies will die in the walls. The other problem is probably a blessing, and that is that the pest men are such slackers that they probably won’t find where the raccoons come it, plus even if they do, the raccoons will find another way, cause they’re very smart. I’m trying to make them wait for the babies to grow up enough to leave with their mother. I’ll keep you posted on that effort.

If you use the links I made to the raccoon noises, please know that I did not google hunting aids, and it is a hunting site -- which I don’t’ understand, because why do hunters need to know what raccoons sound like? Or lots of the other animals on there?

It’s the weekend now, so the animals are safe from the killers, and hopefully they have not eaten any of the poison that is supposed to only kill rats. (Yeah right, my friends cat ate a rat that had been poisoned, and the cat almost died.)

There are atrocities happening under my own roof. We have rats in our house. We’ve never actually seen them, but we hear them, and we find their turds, and they make a lot of noise, and even though they’re the size of our feet – if that, my parents think we are at war. A tribal war, except that they are not trying to kill us, and we are trying to kill them. My parents and brothers are. I am NOT. And the cats don’t seem to care. The only question my family has is how to kill them. Do we poison them? Or crush their heads? My brother wants to crush their heads, because if they eat the poison they’re supposed to get horribly thirsty and go out to look for water and then die, and he’s afraid he won’t get to see the dead bodies. He sits by the side of the house hoping to see one stumble out so he can go Haditha on it. But so far, he’s been robbed of what he thinks is his right to murder.

The “Pest” men have come over 3 times already – and I gave them a list of the pests (with addresses) that I think need ‘removal.’ It’s creepy that we have hired killers coming over to our house. They’re kind of slackers. They just looked around real quick and said they couldn’t find any holes in our house and so they just left poison. I aksed “what about the squirrels and other animals, won’t they die too.” “No” they said, “this won’t hurt them at all, only the rats. We don’t kill animals.” And I said what about the rats? And they said, this will just make them very thirsty and maybe have some heartburn and then they’ll go outside to get a drink. ‘yeah, but they die-- a horrible poisonous death.’ I know they know, but they really don’t want to be killers, it’s just a crappy job, which is probably all they could get. but that’s no excuse to be a murderer. Just cause someone pays you to do it doesn’t mean you didn’t. And just because they use all kinds of fake language doesn’t make it not killing.

We're building the not-so-great wall of the US on the Mexico border when the terrorists are in Canada (and the White House), I guess cause we're tired of getting cheap produce. It is criminal after all. And the war is going badly and people don't like "President" Bush anymore, so now Bush is taking action: "bash the gays". I'm sure that will help a lot with the economy and the war and everything else that's wrong here. WWJD? Well, if Jesus was here he'd probably be fag-bashed by his own followers. He had long hair, wore a dress, hung out with a bunch of boys, and called the corrupt people in charge corrupt! He never got married, and he was 33, and in those days, that was NOT normal.

My friend Frances and I are constantly being called 'lezzies', just cause we're not willing to go in the back of the bus with the gross boys who call themselves the Duke LaCross team. And we're not afraid to hold hands or piggyback (though I have to be on top, because Frances weights almost twice what I weigh). I don't care if you call me a lezzie. I don't care if I am a lezzie. I'm ten years old, and right now I'm not interested in sex with ANYONE, and not sure if I ever will be, but that's my business, and if we girls stop being afraid of being called lezzies (and boys stop being afraid of being called faggot) then we'd all be a lot better off. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. But if you EVER throw a stick or stone at me, I will take that as an invitation to go mental on you. And if you call me gay, I will say, "oh, do you mean gay like Ellen and Martina and K.D. Lang, and Virginia Woolf and Leonardo Da Vinci? or do you mean like J.Edgar Hoover, and James Baaker, and the married fathers who go to truck stops?" Idiots.

A judge in Nebraska gave a convicted child molester probation instead of prison because he was too short. He was 5'1". How tall was his victim? If you're tall enough to do the crime, then you're tall enough to do the time. It's not Disneyland -- there's no "you must be this tall to go on this ride." You already went on a ride you weren't supposed to, you little jerk. I don't care if you're a 24 inch stump, you get the same sentence. I'm 4'1", and I have NEVER been spared any punishments because of my height. But I'll be sure to bring it up next time.

If there's gonna be a rule that a short person shouldn't have to go to prison because he will be hurt by bigger criminals, then no children should have to go to institutions full of bigger people -- like school, or families that include parents. Children are constantly preyed on because of their small size. And I'm sure that molester tried to pretend he wasn't dangerous because he was child-sized (big child sized by the way -- he weighs 40 more pounds than I do) -- so if some big cellmate wants to play Santa with him, then I say "Merry Christmas!"

And here's another shocker -- the judge was a woman. I guess she'd rather sympathize with a short man than a child. The one thing worse than a woman who identifies with men is a woman who identifies with short men. If he's so cute and vulnerable, why doesn't SHE take him home?

When I’m selling Thin Mints I like to tell my customers that they’re fun to eat while watching “To Catch a Predator.” How retarded are some of those men? There was one man who had seen the series and still signed up for a date with Dateline. Duh. My friend Frances and I have our own little sting going, so those of you who are prowling around Myspace better watch out, because we’re not working with law enforcement. We ARE law enforcement. Ethel’s Law. If you make a date with one of us (and obviously I’m not using my own name and profile, duh), you will actually get to meet a couple of ten year olds, but that’s where your fantasy will end. And ours begins. We have already captured 4 men, and they will never report what happened them. One of them pleaded with us “please, I have two small children.” Can you believe that crap? We said, “well then this is for them!” What can I say? Frances has those strong soccer legs, and I have a zero tolerance policy. My space is MY space, and you're not allowed to touch it. But if you try, I promise you a date you'll never forget.

In addition to what i said yesterday, i have to challenge the whole idea of mothers anyway. because this holiday is a glorification of genetic narcissism. there are too many people on the planet, and most people should not be allowed to have children anyway, and mother's day is propaganda -- oh, it's so wonderful to be a mother. no it's not. just ask Andrea Yates or Susan Smith, or Joan Crawford. Better yet, ask their children. Motherhood (and fatherhood) is just a way where ANYONE can be the boss over someone else. i'm not saying we don't need mothers, but most of them are no Theresa's (just a metaphor, don't get me started on her). I should be celebrated tomorrow, because i am the mother of two cats, who i'm sure would like nothng more than to bring me a dead mouse in my bed. but that will not happen because it's baby animal season so they are not allowed out. even though Jamal whines at the door to go out, i won't let him because it's "save a rat day." and since he cannot be trusted to protect others from himself, i have to do it (like how we should deal with child molesters. don't let them out. call it "save a child day.")

also, i think there should be licenses for being a parent. almost everything else that could be harmful is regulated (unless you're a big business and friends with the president), but like you have to have a license to drive a car or fish (or hunt --MR CHENEY!!! -- though that wasn't hunting, it was more like mass murder.) but you don't have to have any license to have a child. you don't even have to pass a test that asks a) is it okay to leave the kids alone with an armed clown? b) is it okay to starve, beat, molest, torture your children? c) Is it okay to dress them in humiliating clothes that will ruin their social lives?

my point is, you are not allowed to take a new baby out of the hospital until you prove that you have an approved carseat that is properly installed in the car. but once you pass the carseat test and drive them away, you're free to drive them into a lake.

"During the 1600's, England celebrated a day called "Mothering Sunday". During this time many of the England's poor worked as servants for the wealthy. As most jobs were located far from their homes, the servants would live at the houses of their employers. On Mothering Sunday the servants would have the day off and were encouraged to return home and spend the day with their mothers. A special cake, called the mothering cake, was often brought along to provide a festive touch."

"In the United States Mother's Day was first suggested in 1872 by Julia Ward Howe (who wrote the words to the Battle hymn of the Republic) as a day dedicated to peace. Ms. Howe would hold organized Mother's Day meetings in Boston, Mass ever year."

Please note the quotation marks above and see that i did not plagiarize but copied from some website. So mother's day is about exploitation and peace, not picking some flowers from your neighbor's yard and making your mother a disgusting breakfast and getting it all over her bed. Instead, you should make sure she takes the day off of being a servant (even to her own family!), and take her on a peace march.

Of course my mother would never go on a peace march. She works for private prison corporation, and i don't think peace is good for their business. i've tried to convince her that all the soldiers who get killed in Iraq will never end up in prison, but i guess all the veterans who are now psychotic might, so....

i'm home sick today. i'm allergic to everything. i'm even allergic to my cat, but i refuse to let that keep us apart. so far i have stopped my parents from deporting him (to certain death at the prison/death camps they call animal shelters), by arguing rightly that i only got a 3 on the allergy scale to cats, and i got 4s to trees and mites, and dust, and all the things that are totally impossible to get rid of, so what's the point in taking away the one thing that keeps me from being otherwise miserable, by killing it. i can't even believe that anyone would suggest it. why do they only test for the things they test for? cause i'm pretty sure that there are a lot of PEOPLE that would cause huge red welts if i was tested for them. it is a fact that certain people can depress your immune system. trust me on this.

i hope i can go back to school tomorrow, because in addition to feeling like crap, i miss my friends and i'm bored.

I heard some idiot yesterday asking when cinco de mayo was. which is totally duh to begin with, but to add idiot to idiot, she asked it on May 6. Some people have complained that some of my posts are more like complaints than activist oriented, and i will try to be more action oriented, but sometimes my action is to complain about things that just are wrong. i keep hoping if i point htem out then they will get fixed. i realize that's not very likely, but it's worth trying, and might prevent me from doing something that i can later have expunged from my record because i am a juvenile.

dammit. i just wrote a whole blog entry and i previewed it and then i tried to go back a page to fix it and the whole thing disappeared. of course it was genius. blogspot sucks.

okay, i was writing about how stupid teh press is for trying to hide Steven Colbert ripping them a new asshole. cause that always backfires and the word gets out. and all those idiots make fun of young people for getting their news from Comedy Central, but it's the closest thing to real news, and it's their fault.

how long do you think it took "President" Bush to figure out that he was being made fun of? i think Laura knew before he did, which makes her at least marginally smarter than him, but she is an emabarrasment to our gender by not being divorced (or WIDOWED) yet. unless they threatened to kill her or her children for leaving, i have zero respect for her.

i'm in detention right now, because i sang "America, LA Bonita" at the assembly, which is totally outrageous. i'm trying to learn a second language, which we should all do, but instead it's considered unamerican, even though the "president" speaks English like it's a second language (his first one is some kind of twinspeak, except that his twin is in his head, and hates him.) i must say that kids in detention are quite easy to organize, cause they hate authority and aren't always trying to look good. a few of them would rather put gum in my hair (I'll give you their names, Frances), but some of them make excellent soldiers. i hope the teachers haven't figured out how to read my blog, or i'll wind up in solitary (the janitor's closet, and yes, they put us in there, like some kind of present to all the pervy janitors.)

don't be reading my blog. go to a protest. they're everywhere. DO IT!

the "President" thinks people "aughta learn. English. [sic, sick]" why doesn't he learn English first? Remember to boycott him and other things on Monday. and go march with all your fellow world citizens.

"The United States and China are two countries separated by a vast ocean." wow. what a genius. he should be in charge of a giant army and a nuclear arsenal and the supreme court and a lot of other things. the only good part of their meeting was hearing the Chinese doctor screeching like a tortured bird. it was horrifying. but also i couldn't stop listening and wanted her to go on longer. i don't know what she was saying, but it didn't sound like heckling to me. it sounded like someone was sticking a tazer or something on her private parts. i've heard chinese spoken, but never like that. i wish we could've had a real translation.

PS i don't mean to make fun of retarded people. mentally disabled. developmentally disabled. but the president is a retard - and not just a retard, an evil retard. how am i supposed to respect authority? I can see that the emporer is a nudist, and i think it's a violation of my human rights to have to see his grotesque naked body.

-- like Anthony Soltero. He is a hero and a martyr, and the lives of many will be better because of him.I know how hard it can be for a young activist, and I wish he felt he had other options. I wish he had a lot of radical activist friends – like me. What he did was the right thing (the organizing), and he should not have been punished or threatened for it. That principal should be sent back to kindergarten. He should not be in charge of children. He should not even be in charge of himself.

And why is Hugh Heffner having an 80th birthday party? Why isn't he dead?

My friend Hector’s parents work very hard and don’t make very much money. It is not true that they are ‘unskilled’, they just have jobs that don’t pay well, because a lot of people have those skills and because they can get away with paying Hector’s parents shitty wages. We went to the march in Los Angeles. Rich people who are hateful and prejudice are trying to punish people like this and are saying that poor “Americans” are going to suffer because the immigrants are depressing the wages, and if we let them become citizens then they’ll be too many workers at the shitty end of the work world (the big end), and so black people and poor white people should hate the Mexicans. But it seems to me there’s a simple solution. RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE. DUH. Of course that will mean that we can’t buy all the things we buy, and we can’t have servants. But it’s the right thing to do!

Also, they complain that “we” are paying for Hector and the other immigrants children to go to school and their parents are not paying enough in taxes to cover them. But that’s because they don’t make diddly squat. If you want them to pay more taxes, you have to pay them more. or consider the cheap ass carwashes and fruit as their tax contributions.

Aundre the Wonderwoman says, "illegal immigrants should be deported. IN THE ORDER IN WHICH THEY CAME. Starting with the Mayflower people."

Hal, the one year old coyote that was in Central Park died in custody yesterday. They said "the cause of death had not been determined," but they also said "Hal stopped breathing when he was restrained to put an identification tag on his ear...a soft muzzle had been placed around Hal's snout, but it did not cover his nose. His legs had also been restrained, but he had not been tranquilized." I'm surprised they didn't say that he hung himself.

How come when someone gets caught with 10,000 pictures of child porn they say that it's not real children, it's virtual, and you can't prove they are real, so there's no case. and then the cops say ok, yeah, we can't prove it. it's so hard. and then everyone throws up their hands, but ask anyone in hollywood or any animation or cartoon geek, it costs a LOT of money to make virtual anything. that's very high tech, and there would be a LOT of evidence that someone made something that WASN'T real. so instead of making the prosecutor prove that the children are real, the "Alleged" perp should have to prove that it is NOT real, which should be really easy.

this whole idea of the virtual child porn is a way of disappearing the children. children who are in real trouble. The question we should be asking is "What if the children are real?" no body thinks the prisoners in Abu Ghraib were virtual, even though it looked exactly like porn (and whatever freak thing you are into, your children know. trust me, they know.) Children have no power and no rights, and calling them "virtual" is just one more diss. "oh, it's just a fantasy" THat's crap. when your fantasy violates my skin, it's not your fantasy anymore. it's my life, and your fantasy is going to become your nightmare when we grow up. so get your virtual shit together. i don't care if you're attracted to children, just don't touch them. it's virtually that simple.

Labels: porn, virtual child porn

My dad's toenails are disgusting. they are yellow and gnarled and horrid, and look like monster/troll feet. my uncle's toes are the same, and i'm told that a lot of men's feet are like that and it's because of athlete's foot. Trust me, these men are not athletes, and some women are, and women get athlete's foot too - which is a fungus, but their feet never look like this because if a woman saw her feet like that she would know that something was wrong and she would take care of it! This is why i think if women were in charge that the environment would not be in the hideatrocious state that it is in. Men have treated the whole world like their toenails. but there are no shoes that are going to cover up the death and stench that their carelessness is wreaking on all of us. PLEASE, use the cream. don't make me have to look at that shit.

Labels: athlete's foot, environment, fungus

Why are we the only species that burns things?

Statute of Limitations or Shit out of Luck, which is what you are if you were sexually abused and can't talk about it until you're old enough to not be dependent on the molester (or are no longer afraid because he said he would kill you if you talked, and that no one would believe you anyway, because you are a child, and children lie and everybody knows it).

Why do we have SOLs? So men can get on with their lives if they haven't been caught after a few years. You can't expect them to have to live with the constant threat of being held resonsible. that would be unconstitutional!

But what's even worse than those men are their idiot defenders -- the men who supposedly didn't do anything wrong, but don't want the real perps to be hunted for after a few years, because they themselves might be accused of something they didn't do, and that would REALLY be unconstitutional and unamerican and such a huge violation of their civil liberties that we're just better off if a few (million) children are raped with impunity.

Better that a million child rapists should go free than one innocent man should be tarnished by an accusation and have to go through an investigation.

Russell "Rusty" Yates got remarried yesterday, and then they drove off in a little red corvette. Hmm. what's wrong with this picture? i've always been suspicious of him, since he didn't seem to feel much of anything for his children, and he wouldn't let Andrea stop having babies even though she was suicidal and hospitalized after number 4 and they said she should not have any more. why did he make her home school all of those children? did she not have enough stress? or did he not want the school social workers to notice that he was probably molesting them. the only good thing about his new wife is that she's 41, and probably can't have too many babies now. though they'll probably take fertility drugs and she'll have 5 all at once. Maybe if she drowns them, then someone will look more closely at "rusty".

How did that dance get past the censors? i guess as long as they didn't have "I hate Bush" tattooed on their asses, then anything goes. I can't believe "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" won. well, actually, i can, but the winner should really be "It's even Harder Out here for a prostitute." why are pimps sympathetic characters? and just because a pimp is sometimes black does not make him NOT a slave master, cause that's what they are. they make money from the labor and bodies of their slaves, and if the prostitute/slave doesn't do what they want, then the pimp beats them.
i would like to smack a pimp around. Hard. when prostitutes start beating up and stealing back all their money from the pimps, and selling the pimpses asses out on the street to gross men (all the ones who think sexual abuse is okay if its commercial). THEN it woudl be hard out there for a pimp.

i think the war is officially on now. South Dakota (MEN) have now made it crimininal for women and girls to refuse to give birth to the children who come from men. this includes being raped by their own fathers (which some people might call incest, but i think there's at least a little difference between adult first cousins who fall in love, or the Brady bunch siblings, and a 185 lb. 38 year old man who has sex with an 11 year old, who might have at some point shown him her underwear - but that's the house where she lives, and he's supposed to protect her from people like himself. i would like to invite all the women and girls in SD (which i am now going to call State of Dicks) to come to California. and even though i have never been to the State of Dicks, and it wasn't on my list of places to visit even, i am now officially boycotting it. I don'[t know if it will matter if we all boycott it, because i don't know if anyone ever went there, but let's do it anyway. i don't like them. and i hope all the women who take a bus to another state to get an abortion NEVER go back.

This is a recent picture of me (Ethel), in case you don't know who I am.

June 25, 2005
First of all, I am enraged that Michael Jackson was found not guilty, just because his victim’s mother sold him to Mr. Jackson. They should’ve both been convicted. GUILTY. And of course Michael Jackson picked a boy who’s going to die of cancer so he’s not going to get to grow up and get them all back.
But I’m glad to know that the Congress is dealing with the problems in our country, which are very serious, by making it a crime to burn the flag. Hello. People are burning in the streets of Baghdad,

March 3, 2006.
Okay. I got distracted. I had a lot of homework, and was busy trying to fix things and getting in trouble for my efforts. I’m still enraged – why aren’t you? I have begun a diet of eating only danishes, (with Danish butter of course), in protest of the insanity over the cartoons. I heard someone from the government of Sudan on the radio talking about how insensitive the cartoons were, and how they were now boycotting Danish products and their diplomats too. Insensitive. Hmmm. I’m pretty sure this is the same Sudanese govt. who is currently sponosoring a GENOCIDE!!? I would call that pretty insensitive to the people being slaughtered, but hey, I’m in fifth grade. I’m sure father knows best.